Leather clothing protects your privates. You know, your troops. Against cold weather and such.

It also provides a meager amount of protection from damage and is easy to make. Made from leather, obviously.

It also makes it so you don't have to look at nasty alien butt all the time. Which is a godsend to some, trust me.

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